[discussion about someone dinging my car in the corporate parking lot]
CW: do you try to get it fixed up or just go with battle scars?
Me: Once it hits a critical density, I’ll see what it cost to fix it up or ask my Dad how you do it for free! My Dad has a skill where he can (and likely has) fixed anything. He worked in a garage at age 11. Which would be 1939.
Me: Sadly I have the recessive version of this gene. I can break anything.